anodyne — Today at 11:33 AM "crossovers that make sense? psh."
Happy "we're getting Ghost Trick on switch" year and my deepest condolences to the Ghost Trick fandom for drawing this. It isn't supposed to make sense. Weep with me. Weep with me
Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
there’s no shame in needing to pause a physical activity to go get a glass of water. yes, this includes fucking
actually. happy disability pride month to any of my fellow disabled people who fuck different. who need to take sex slowly. who need to use an inhaler during sex. who need a wrist massage before or after sex. you’re epic, and you deserve to have your body rocked this disability pride month
this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people's dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we've all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn't gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
abled people really don't understand how lucky they are that all their muscles work because i don't think most people realize why you need muscles that badly like i think for most people it's "i need muscles to be able to walk and lift things" when it's more like "you need muscles to be able to blow your nose, use the bathroom, and cough". if your chest hurts lifting your arms will make it hurt worse. if your ass atrophies you can't walk. you need your ass muscles to walk. it's all connected
not being able to swallow pills means you have access to less medication and insurance, if you have it, is less likely to pay for alternatives to tablets. also a lot of people are just not going to believe that you can't swallow pills and when they do so often it's "yeah i used to have swallowing anxiety too. when i was like 6. what you do is *unsolicited advice*" and this includes other disabled people
you need your diaphragm to blow your nose and cough up mucus and if you don't cough up mucus or find some other way to get it out it builds up and chokes you. not being able to blow your nose probably contributes to this but mostly it's 1 just annoying 2 can't really breathe thru your nose if it's just totally plugged
plus your diaphragm and esophagus are connected but i don't personally understand how. you get inadequate air distribution. i get like, gas going down my esophagus and i can't do anything about it
and if your eyelids are too heavy, if they droop too badly, you have to compensate by lifting your eyebrows. which leads to forehead wrinkles (probably)
or if you have one weaker leg you may become masterful at flinging yourself around like you're in a boat or a dance or something, just so you can stay on your feet at all. because you have no choice. i used to be really good at not falling until i started literally collapsing because i knew how to like, i guess work gravity to my advantage, because my right leg is weak and my left leg is weird
and i mean honestly your heart is a muscle. the stomach is a muscle. the uterus is a muscle. lungs are muscles
you need muscle strength to pee i really don't think people even know that. and to get rid of gas. ffs
like i just think abled people take their ability to use their muscles for granted
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anodyne — Today at 11:33 AM "crossovers that make sense? psh."
Happy "we're getting Ghost Trick on switch" year and my deepest condolences to the Ghost Trick fandom for drawing this. It isn't supposed to make sense. Weep with me. Weep with me
